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nowimagineababydragon:

sweetprincemoth:

nowimagineababydragon:

My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.

Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?

Yes.

The concept was deemed terrifying.

(via atticus-baggins)

joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

danielradcliffes:

optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes 

(via alecwoodlight)